January 2012
Jan 17th
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Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
571 notes
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
153 notes
Jan 17th
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Jan 5th
4,289 notes
Jan 5th
402 notes
Jan 5th
20,633 notes
Jan 5th
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396 notes
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
9,044 notes
Jan 5th
2,057 notes
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
51 notes
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Jan 5th
147,076 notes
Jan 5th
1,808 notes
Jan 5th
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